An Ode to Garfield the Cynical Cat

I was telling this story to a friend, and I thought the ending was quite amusing and she replied, “I’m … More

Santa Liar

I’ve posted this before, but ’tis the season. This is going out to all the beleaguered people out there trying … More

Return of the Eagle

My sister and I returned to the house we rented in the spring, the one where we saw the resident … More

Juneteenth, a Little Late

I started this post to coincide with Juneteenth earlier this year, and here we are in September. But guess what, … More

Something There Is that Doesn’t Love Corn

With apologies to Robert Frost, but the thing that doesn’t like walls also doesn’t like corn, or at least my … More

Saturday Nights Were All Right

I would like to report that after 1 month of supply chain delays I finally got my old ass car … More

I Want to Swim Like an Eagle

I decided to get the hell out of Dodge last week because I’m still struggling with COVID the pandemic (not … More

Dutch Oven (Not the Farting Kind)

Make fun all you like, but I have an excellent relationship with my crock pot and it does the heavy … More

Soft Goods

My good friend Lenny Santamaria asked for my help editing his website, Lenny Santamaria Interiors. He is a fabulous designer … More

Top 5 Reasons Being 56 Is Awesome

OK, so this is actually a rerun from when I turned 50. That was an awesome year for me. This … More