Christopher William Carter, You’re Grounded

Christopher William Carter*! What in conspiracy’s name are you doing?!? You stop it this instant, mister! Because of you, I … More

Under the Influence

I was sitting with my son the other day trying to put myself in his shoes as a junior in … More

I want it bad. I recently discovered a friend of mine owns a club-sized disco ball — at least 20 … More

Many years ago, while walking down the street in Boston, I overheard a woman say loudly, in a distinct Boston … More

Some of you may remember those L’Oreal hair color commercials from the 70s that proclaimed “Preference by L’Oreal. Because I’m … More