Captain’s Log: Stardate 2001.7

In an attempt to make the sappy saying, “today is the first day of the rest of your life” cooler … More

CronaWatch 2020 Week XYZ

I just have few items this week because bloody hell, this week felt like walking through water. First, I am … More

CronaWatch 2020 Week X

So, I’m gonna go all cool and just use letters instead of numbers and incite Twitter and Facebook riots about … More

CronaWatch 2020 Week 7

What a week, huh? Same as it ever was, but not, right? (Apologies to David Byrne). I only have two … More

CronaWatch 2020 Week 6

OK, so remember last week how I said I couldn’t deal with continuing the TP imagery? Well I lied. I … More

CronoWatch Week 5

And then there was 1…I threatened to take this B&W TP all they way to the end, and I do … More

CronoWatch Week 4

How you all doing? Still crazy, right? Right. I told you about the B&W TP. I was serious. Here are … More

CronaWatch 2020 Week 3

And then there were 3. OK, don’t panic, I still have plenty of toilet paper, but I have fallen in … More

CronaWatch 2020 Week 2

And then there were 4…just kidding, I got TP! Hey, hope you are all good. I’m OK, just still working … More

CronaWatch 2020

I totally stole that from Bob Marley — the comedian, not the musician — and if you want to pronounce … More